Recent Comments

1. 3 days ago on Grand Avenue

   “Facts” and “the internet” weren’t in the same sentence, dear.

2. 4 days ago on Zen Pencils

   You should have some sense about it. If Chris McCandless had taken a map with him on his final hike, he might not have starved to death.

3. 4 days ago on Wallace the Brave

   Sometimes I hear one out my Maryland window, within earshot of the northeast corner of the Washington DC Beltway. “Who cooks for you? Who cooks for you-all?”

4. 6 days ago on Lio

   Go to YouTube and search for “turkeys play soccer”.

5. 8 days ago on For Better or For Worse

   Our college had some co-ed dorms, and to answer your question, nothing stopped them. The college didn’t bother to police anybody’s sex life, but it was a very small campus, and pretty much everybody knew who everybody else was sleeping with, so unless you wanted the world to know, you didn’t.

6. 9 days ago on For Better or For Worse

   Somebody did this in my dorm but they did it to two doors on the same hall and switched them. Somebody came out of the shower, walked down the hall the usual number of steps, and was confronted by Room 208 instead of Room 204….

7. 9 days ago on Baldo

   They do. The only thing wrong with them is that they ruin a perfectly even monoculture lawn, which is a bad idea anyway. Variety is better.

8. 9 days ago on Over the Hedge

   I heard that’s a good movie, but I can’t watch it. I don’t want to be thinking about Hugo Weaving in drag during Elrond’s scenes in the Lord of the Rings movies. It would spoil the mood.

9. 12 days ago on Arlo and Janis

   Wishing you good rains and no wildfire!

10. 12 days ago on Pickles

    Yeah, being afraid of losing your job and your political autonomy would be loads of fun for you, I suspect. If not, don’t be a dick and mock other people.