I wish I could leave triple stars. I’ve been known to say, “If the higher ups had to wait a full 60 seconds between submit and action, IT would be told to fix it.”
Aw, that’s an old one, but there’s probably some young whipper-snappers who haven’t heard it yet. Add to it from Rodney Dangerfield’s stand-up routine, “Now, take my wife …. Please take my wife.” Hardy har har.
Not my dad, no matter what we gave him, he’d reply, “Well, you can take this back and get your money for it.” Sheesh.