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  1. 1 day ago on Free Range

    Once you open a can of worms, the only way to get them back in the can is to use a bigger can. —Anonymous

  2. 8 days ago on Real Life Adventures

    Somebody asked him to “gimme a hand”, so he did.

  3. 8 days ago on Real Life Adventures

    His sleeve is way too long.

  4. 8 days ago on The Argyle Sweater

    Until I read the caption I thought it was Claude Rains.

  5. 28 days ago on Moderately Confused

    Not to mention new books. The ones in my area don’t seem to change much.

  6. about 1 month ago on Reality Check

    EIght-figure amount: $102,681.93

  7. about 1 month ago on Close to Home

    He’s not a real doctor; he doesn’t have a reflector strapped to his head.

  8. about 1 month ago on Frank and Ernest

    Personally I agree with Twain: Golf is a good walk spoiled. (As with many Twain quotes, he didn’t originate this, but I doubt that many people have heard of the anonymous columnist who first wrote it.)

  9. about 1 month ago on Real Life Adventures

    Supposedly there was a bar called “The Office” so the drinkers could call home and say they’re stuck at the office. A quick search finds lots of bars called The Office, so I guess it’s not a terribly original idea.

  10. about 1 month ago on B.C.

    I read somewhere on the internet, so it must be true, that tomato juice doesn’t do anything to remove skunk stink. The theory is that applying it gets you so close to the dog that your nose becomes desensitized so you don’t smell it any more. I’ve never tried it, so I can’t comment on the truth of the theory.