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1. about 3 hours ago on Crabgrass

   Early CTE.

2. 1 day ago on Crabgrass

   President Skroob agrees with you on that point.

3. 1 day ago on Ballard Street

   Mary thinks the wand gives her class, it adds just the right amount of sass, but Gerald throws a fit, for when he went to sit, he finds it a pain in the @ss. He showed Mary and essay, stating wands are passe, in a high passion, he names it a silly fashion, and just shows you are declasse.

4. 1 day ago on Ballard Street

   At least it isn’t close to Hitler Street (Kimmell Indiana)

5. 3 days ago on In Security

   Next up, a quick call to 911 and a trip to the ER to remove the oil dipstick from the live dipstick.

6. 3 days ago on Looks Good on Paper

   at least he didn’t try the device in today’s “Big Top” comic.

7. 3 days ago on Andy Capp

   Had to look it up. 1968 Pigmeat Markham precursor to rap, popularized on Rowan and Martin’s Laugh-in.

8. 3 days ago on Crabgrass

   Precursor to the great wakkarotti, The master and his music.

9. 3 days ago on Ballard Street

   Dirwood Kirby’s name was spoofed in the animated series The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show, wherein a man’s hat (size 7-5/32) was called the “Kirward Derby”. It supposedly had magic powers that made its wearer the smartest person in the world. Kirby considered suing, but his business manager pointed out that it would only bring more attention to the show. Jay Ward, producer of The Bullwinkle Show, even offered to pay Kirby to sue him; however, he did not pursue any further action. (I couldn’t remember if it was B & C or Rocky and Bullwinkle either, so I cheated and looked it up via google.) The limerick is apropos as our inventor is obviously not wearing aforementioned head gear.

10. 3 days ago on Ballard Street

    I wondered about that. Glad you are back.