@TigrisanOh, my late mum had a lilac point Siamese named Pyewackett – Samantha Pyewacket but Pye for short.
Our boy Foster was a foster (fail) dog and when the vet asked his name, I answered “ Foster Dog?” And it stuck. Eventually it became morphed into Lord Foster Bearington, shortened to Fozzie Bear.
Charley Rose was born in 2023, the same year as the coronation of our new king, so I named her after His Majesty King Charles – who is Charles Rex.
I know that Regina was the R name of the late Queen, but Charley Rose sounded nicer than Charlie Regina or even Charley Rex.
Ah yes, I also have a very regal spaniel – Lord Foster Bearington (AKA Fozzie Bear to his mates) who sits on the sofa looking down his nose at that spinning, drooling, undignified doberman performing tricks on command for her people…..completely beneath him of course!
Wow, Family.
Whats that like?
I am alone on Christmas with my fur and feather friends, here on the mountain where the snow never ends.
Nobody is coming, nobody cares, noone to cook for or share my good wares.
Im tired of Christmas, no family no faces, not been invited to no fancy places.
But this is my last Christmas, you see, because I am tired of living this life so crazy.
So I wish you adieu, I am leaving this earth,
On Christmas Day, the day of his lord’s birth.
It’s been real everybody, but I am done now.
Fare thee well and speak kindly of me now.