We bought two toy voice activated mynah birds. We started one by saying “Here, kitty,kitty, kitty” and then put the other one next to it. They take turns repeating the phrase until we remove one.
Tell that to Mount St. Helens
My dad voted Democrat in the last election. He wouldn’t have done that when he was alive.
The lottery is millions of stupid people making one stupid person look smart.
It kind of looks like Ziggy with a red beard.
Red fox urine on cotton balls drives them away.
Show me someone who keeps their nose to the grindstone and I’ll show you a bloody fool.
So she’s going to be brand “X” apparently.
I’ve always wondered how the prisioners felt who have to make the “Live Free Or Die” license plates.
On April Fools Day one year, the Smithsonian displayed Wonder Woman’s airplane.
We bought two toy voice activated mynah birds. We started one by saying “Here, kitty,kitty, kitty” and then put the other one next to it. They take turns repeating the phrase until we remove one.