Yep. I’ve always wanted to start an organization called LTAP. No dues or meetings, but a philosophy. It stands for Lie To A Pollster. The polls are supposedly accurate to 3 or 4 percentage points. I figure if we can increase that to +/- 10 points, then politicians will have to honestly state what their political position really is and not campaign based on poll results.
We bought two toy voice activated mynah birds. We started one by saying “Here, kitty,kitty, kitty” and then put the other one next to it. They take turns repeating the phrase until we remove one.
The secret’s in the sauce.