Roy

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Recent Comments

  1. 3 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    How about “nothing”? I heard “nothing” rhymes with orange.

  2. 4 months ago on One Big Happy

    Studies show that 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.

  3. 4 months ago on B.C.

    One does not simply walk into Mordor.

  4. 5 months ago on Back to B.C.

    I learned all this from Veggietales.

  5. 5 months ago on Reality Check

    She turned me into a newt!

    I got better.

  6. 9 months ago on Bloom County

    That is a lot of fillings.

  7. 10 months ago on Lola

    Well, that’ll end her career as an adventurer.

  8. 10 months ago on Cul de Sac

    That reminds me of a snickers commercial I saw. A guy was looking in the bathroom mirror and after long period of grunting a single hair sprouted on his bald head. He was so impressed he tried again and ended up with a massive uni-brow.

  9. 10 months ago on B.C.

    I tried painting a fruit bowl of bananas,but I paint so slow they went bad before I could finish.

  10. 12 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Parachute pants, Members Only Jacket, and Vans.