Hmmm. Cooperate with the investigation. Own up to what you did. Plead guilty and get a deal. Not sure what the issue is. This path was open to the former prez as well, but he chose to go in a different direction.
How does that inflation thing work. If I’m 30k in debt and 10k is forgiven, not seeing how that turns into a spending spree. I’d still have loan payments. Nothing really changes other than shaving some time off the repayment schedule.
The irony is that you could have pulled a similar panel from the comic. Peter has superpowers but also deals with mundane problems. This kind of thing routinely happened in the comic book.
Dang, that joke was old even back when Monsanto existed.