The queen is playing adventure (mainframe version)/Zork (PC). Text-based game, you moved by typing directions and simple commands. You picked up items to deal with the creatures trying to kill you (game over). It was a great game – friends drew maps of the layout. Spent many evenings playing this.
Amazing, the rant on dishwashers and the rest are direct quotes from the Heritage Foundation research paper on poverty….so much easier to take as a cartoon.
The last line reminds me of a similar line from Firesign Theatre, Nick Danger, Third Eye.