Recent Comments

1. about 2 hours ago on 9 to 5

   I thought ‘buddy acupuncture’ was usually done with knives, but arrows will suffice as well.

2. about 6 hours ago on Shoe

   No need to stew over it. Just remember to know how to butcher meats, and you won’t butcher your finals.

3. about 6 hours ago on 9 to 5

   Really? I thought these arrows comprised a more primitive form of acupuncture.

4. 1 day ago on JumpStart

   If that Mustang has a manual transmission, that’s an effective anti theft device right there. There are very few people who can drive a stick shift.

5. 2 days ago on Dog Eat Doug

   Pocket dimension in a bag of holding. (Those of us who play Dungeons and Dragons know about them).

6. 2 days ago on Aunty Acid

   FYI, a female donkey is called a “jenny”, the male is called a “jack”.

7. 3 days ago on Aunty Acid

   If you want me to kiss that area on your person, I’ll paint lips (with lipstick) on my shoes to deliver said “kiss”. So, careful what you ask for Aunty dear.

8. 3 days ago on Aunty Acid

   Makes up a derogatory word that rhymes with “bundt”.

9. 3 days ago on Pluggers

   That ‘hitting every red light’ also happens when you’re late for work… and heaven help you if on your way to work you have to cross railroad tracks on a busy railway, and a long freight train is just coming through. (You know it’s going to be a long train when it’s got five engines in the front.)

10. 3 days ago on The Flying McCoys

    I recall having laryngitis so bad that whenever I talked, I swear I could call geese.