I’m the type that’d reply, “Don’t hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself.” or “Whoa, the 1970s called and wants that cheesy pickup line back.” or “Confucius say, ‘A bright eye indicates curiosity, a black eye too much’.”
Just make another pot Mel, then politely tell D*nk the next time he pulls that stunt, he’s alligator chow… and make sure you wear your toothiest smile as you tell him. Licking your lips is optional.
Just offer smoothies made with Rolaids and Pepto-Bismol with whipped cream and crushed Tums on top to those people indulging in chili at the WHOA NELLIE THAT’S HOT level.
Fair enough, get ’im Skippy.