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1. about 3 years ago on Gil Thorp

   P1, Is that supposed to be the driving range or MCC’s lawn badminton court?

   P2, Or shower films. . .

   P3, And of course the obligatory Saturday giant hands to finish the week and with any luck, the story. Monday, Milford Lake to meet this year’s new star transfer and Tueday, first practice!

2. about 3 years ago on Gil Thorp

   P1, Hmm, the shadowy figures in the background look an awful lot like a certain former president and his favorite intern. She’s even assuming the position.

   P2, A word both Dale and Marjie were hoping to hear. Let the orgy begin!

   P3, Now, let’s get you out of all of those hot clothes.

3. about 3 years ago on Gil Thorp

   P1, I’ll stay!

   P2, Buyout? More like, “Get out!”

   P3, Only if I can get off 3 to coach football.

   Oh, conflict of interest, eh? Sorry Marjie, you’re stuck here forever.

4. about 3 years ago on Gil Thorp

   P1, They have sports in Milford?

   P2, Now Marjie is finally just blatantly asking for it. Bought time.

   P3, Look Heather, I’ve got a chance to finally get out of this strip! Don’t F this up for me!

5. about 3 years ago on Gil Thorp

   P1, You, Marjie! That way I don’t have to hire anyone!

   P2, Marjie sure wants some hot Heather action.

   P3, She came in so early the automatic lights haven’t come on yet.

6. about 3 years ago on Gil Thorp

   P1, I like that blond again Marjie has to look around Dales’s laptop because he refuses to close it.

   P2, Not sure whose giant hand that is so let’s just call it Thing.

   P3, And at the last minute the potential new reporter gets a better offer from the Central City Sentinel and Heather is hired. Now all she has to do is negotiate getting off at 3 every day for football practice.

7. about 3 years ago on Gil Thorp

   P1, Marjie becomes a redhead today. Only her hairdresser knows for sure.

   P2, Sorry, Marjie, but Gil and only Gil decides what a story is in this strip. You should know better.

   P3, Looks like we’ll have to wait until Monday to find out if the boss has a full beard or goatee and whether his hair is still purple.

8. about 3 years ago on Gil Thorp

   Playing dumb?

9. about 3 years ago on Gil Thorp

   P1, Pro John Jawor suddenly got much younger and red-headed but no less portly.

   P2, Hmm, could this be a third job offer for Heather from Milford CC? Not bad for someone who had no offers at all at the beginning of this story until Gil threw her a bone.

   P3, Even if he does send a check, good luck trying to cash it.

10. about 3 years ago on Gil Thorp

    Del Bader should be up for parole soon, he can step right back into his old job.