Recent Comments

1. about 21 hours ago on Off the Mark

   Kristy?  Kristy Noem, is that you?

2. about 21 hours ago on Reality Check

   Well, he’s not dead yet so… Yeah.

3. 2 days ago on Pooch Cafe

   “The only thing dumber than a man, is his dog.” Said the cat!

4. 2 days ago on B.C.

   I once worked with a woman who used the same “perfume” every day and in such quantity that one could smell her five minutes before she arrived and we would know if she’d been there within the last two hours!  I swear she bought that stuff in a fifty-five gallon drum.  Monthly!

5. 2 days ago on The Duplex

   Wow.  That’s going waaay back!

6. 3 days ago on Pooch Cafe

   At least Poncho is smarter than this one girl in our algebra class, all those years ago…

   Girl:  (Reading her algebra book, holding it like Poncho is.)

   Teacher:  Devon, put the book away and do your algebra.

   Girl:  I AM doing my algebra!

   Teacher:  Then why is your algebra book upside-down?

7. 4 days ago on Off the Mark

   Concern?!  I’m HAPPY!  With this cartoon hand I now have an opposable thumb.  I’m movin’ on up the evolutionary chain!

8. 4 days ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Two.

9. 4 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   “There’s a lot more room in three dimensions. ;-) "

   That’s what we air traffic controllers used to call “The Big Sky Theory!”   :D

10. 5 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Oh heII no!  Surely by the time they figure it out they’ll be self-driving and self-flying.  And no, I won’t stop calling you Shirley!   :D