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1. almost 13 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   I don’t go “by” anything. ..But I did go bi.

2. almost 13 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   What none of you seem to realize is that the last panel is actually inside Bob’s and Betty’s bedroom..Kinky freaks!

3. almost 13 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Juan is the loneliest hombre that you’ll ever do.

4. almost 13 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Poor Pig— burned again!

   In keeping with the tradition established by “The Rocky Horror Picture Show,” I tossed slices of toast at my monitor every time a comment mentioned any form of the word “toast.”

5. almost 13 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Death Be Not Proud.

   Been there, Donne that.

6. about 13 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   God or no God— who can say? Each side thinks what the other believes is a croc.

   Let a pun bring the discussion back on topic…

7. about 13 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   @Oddball

   I don’t think Pastis gives a rat’s @$$ about your day. You’re sounding kinda negative, yourself— duck may have to put yours on his bill.

8. about 13 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   OK, one is “Raleigh,” another one is “Shimano,” and the little one is named “Trek.” Or was it “Easton,” “Scattante” and “Fuji?”

   No wait, I think their names are “Cannondale,” “Bianchi” and “Specialized.” I’ll have to ask my wife, “Selle.”

9. about 13 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   @petersg_99

   Long pig.

10. about 13 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Of course she would be offended by “grooming for fleas”— it suggests she’s a lowly, brute animal, rather than a refined, anthropomorphic character.

    Pig should have said “grooming for lice.”