Boston bruins

Go BRUINS Free

Early retirement is all I'd hoped it would be

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  1. 10 days ago on The Born Loser

    WTH? Brushing your teeth before breakfast is like showering before you workout.

  2. 11 days ago on The Born Loser

    My favorite schedule was (10-hour days): 5 on/4 off/3 on/2 off. Those 4 days off in a row, every 2 weeks, was like a mini-vacation. Then, if you used a week of vacation time, you could actually get 11 days off in a row. Not to mention, I was working from home, so those 10 hours days weren’t bad. Retirement is still better, though. :)

  3. 12 days ago on The Born Loser

    I figured it probably means to turn off the volume on it? But some may take it literally (I don’t…I’ll surf the web while I’m waiting…I’m a rebel!). :)

  4. 13 days ago on The Born Loser

    Not to mention that (at my location, anyway), when you are waiting in that small room, there’s a sign on the wall telling you to turn off your phone. Wait here for 10-30 minutes…hope you brought a physical book. :>/

  5. 19 days ago on The Born Loser

    Well, the boss DID catch him sleeping on the job, yesterday…probably not the best time to be pushing for a raise. :)

  6. 26 days ago on The Born Loser

    I asked AI to write a joke about that meal. Hmmm…and they say that 2025 will be the year we get AGI??? lol

    Why did the roast pork butt, black-eyed peas, collared greens, spinach, and lentils have such a great New Year’s Eve party?

    Because they knew how to serve up some good karma with those lentils, keep everyone grounded with collared greens, add a bit of muscle with the spinach, bring a little luck with the black-eyed peas, and butt in with a delicious pork roast!

  7. about 2 months ago on The Born Loser

    You know that Veeblefester is going to reject that expense report. His version of ‘surf and turf’ (for employees) maxes out at a McD’s burger and Filet-O-Fish.

  8. about 2 months ago on Drabble

    Yes. Just like LETHAL WEAPON.

  9. about 2 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Son of a biscuit (SOB)…my go-to swear when I’m by myself. Not sure where I picked it up, but it won’t go away.

  10. about 2 months ago on The Born Loser

    Even no gift is too good for that witch