The first thing I saw in this toon was “Socrates”. Then I misread the caption, thinking it says “Greek tattoos”, Greek, as in fraternities and sororities.
My wife has spoiled our current dog such that cheese is virtually a requirement on top of his food. I sometimes call him our cheesehünd. We buy shredded cheddar in two pound bags, mostly for him.
No, those are clearly some kind of bird in the general shape of a duck.