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My pre-nup lets me out if she turns out to be crazy.
A sanity clause.
Slinkys remind me of lawyers—neither are really good for anything, but it makes you smile to push one down the stairs.
On a vocab quiz, for “abyss” one of my students wrote, “Life’s abyss and then you die.” Still regret not giving him partial credit.
I told Frank not to tease my wife while she was eating.
Boobies!
Anyone know what kind of bees produce milk?
Some dogs have fuzzy ears.My dog has fuzzy ears.Therefore, my dog is some dog.
Nothing is better than for it to start raining when you’re running on a hot summer day.
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I thought language was a virus from outer space.
My pre-nup lets me out if she turns out to be crazy.
A sanity clause.