History repeats itself as ‘Nads once again, gets his a$$ kicked by some high school kids. This means that every time he tries to boast about beating Milford, he gets laughed out of the room and hears comments like "…yeah…your team beat them but you couldn’t…hahahahhaaaaaa…"
Actually, there is such a thing as that. They’re a lot more difficult to get than a DUI but I know a guy who actually got one once.