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- 1 day ago on Luann
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1 day ago
on Luann
Magic brownies eh? You don’t say! Next thing you know, we’ll learn that Dez works at a dispensary.
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11 days ago
on Luann
Mmmmmmmmmm…maybe Tiff is about to give a stern admonishment and be gone by the end of Saturday’s strip. This looks more like a closing of the loop.
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16 days ago
on Luann
The holidays are approaching, and Stef likes going “back home” for the occasion. Methinks that this is how she will be written out of the strip. There is also the possibility that the catfight is about to happen, and Stef would pay multiple penalties for it: Stadium security might be watching, and nab her for assault. Since she is in uniform, the university could then boot her from the cheer squad for conduct unbecoming. Throw in the possibility of Stef injuring herself, trying to get at Tiff, and maybe her Title IX scholarship gets tossed. There’s a few possible permutations.
Kip might just be that first of a few husbands that Tiff intended to have, when she was a high school girl.
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16 days ago
on Luann
Stefani Bird gets the bird. I LOVE IT!
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19 days ago
on Luann
You miss the point. There’s a growing number of social media vids with hot women complaining about why all the hottest guys (read: economically desirable) have only mid women. The third panel of today’s strip provides the reason behind the aforementioned observation.
Men want the F’s, and they do NOT rhyme with truck:
Fit
Feminine
Friendly
Fertile
Faithful
Fiscally responsible
Father in her life
Those last two really matter a lot. Daddy in her life means her body count is low-to-non-existent, and a father-son type of relationship that is usually pleasant. Let’s not forget the study data that shows uterine walls do retain info from ALL foreign DNA inputs, and that a woman’s ability to imprint and pair-bond decreases dramatically after 5 lovers. Those are the reasons why body count matters. Fiscal responsibility matters, particularly in a community property state. The reasons for the other five are fairly obvious
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19 days ago
on Luann
So all of that noisemaking in the privacy hut was just for show, eh?
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23 days ago
on Luann
Well, we DO see the game today.
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24 days ago
on Luann
DO IT! Soak up the vibe before the rapidly evolving CFB landscape changes it for the worse.
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24 days ago
on Luann
That’s been what I see coming.
You win the comments today. Well played!