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1. 1 day ago on The Duplex

   So do they.

2. 1 day ago on In the Bleachers

   I once put a blank cassette tape in my stereo system and turned the volume up all the way on the 100 watt amp. I actually had a neighbor complain. He’s a mime. [A tip of the old chapeau to Steven Wright.]

3. 8 days ago on Reality Check

   Steers definitely don’t give almond milk. They don’t have the nuts.

4. 9 days ago on Reality Check

   MMMMMMM, GOOD. Tastes like bacon. Now I know why they’re called piggy toes.

5. 10 days ago on Reality Check

   I never use starch ON my pants. But at my age I could use some IN my pants.

6. 12 days ago on Pluggers

   Oh, blah blah blah. You get who you elect, thus get what you deserve.

7. 15 days ago on Brevity

   She’ll be pining for him again in no time.

8. 15 days ago on WuMo

   George Carlin did a joke about the first human to eat an egg. He wondered who it was that turned to their buddy and said “I’m gonna eat the next thing that comes outa that chicken’s @ss.”

9. 16 days ago on In the Bleachers

   The deceased was murdered. So far the authorities haven’t found whom to pin it on.

10. 23 days ago on Pluggers

    This is a recycle of a previous Plugger that stated “A Plugger knows there is only one serving in a bag of potato chips, no matter the size of the bag”, to which I heartily agree.