I remember Li'l Abner, Calvin & Hobbs, Dick Tracy, Donald Duck, and 2 Cows and a Chicken.
I have a pliers for the garage, for the workshop, for the basement, and for the kitchen junk drawer. Hardly ever are they in the right place.
Now they have the TV on, but they don’t dare have it tuned to Fox or CNN.
Ours will wait on the doormat if you say SIT immediately when he enters. He will hold up each front paw for wiping, but not the back ones.
You can’t drain all the water pipes in most houses because they don’t all slope back to one spot. They go up and down and around.
It’s a good thing Trump got elected or it would be outlawed next year.
..and were supposed to come home when the streetlights came on.
You’ve never watched Roadrunner cartoons?
We can keep warm, it’s the water pipes I worry about. Once we kept the house from freezing up for seven days with one inefficient fireplace and one Kero-Sun heater.
Jax Dog will walk the way I suggest, but only after frequent stops for sniffing.
I hate people who whip out their phone to prove a point or to rebut something you say in passing.
I have a pliers for the garage, for the workshop, for the basement, and for the kitchen junk drawer. Hardly ever are they in the right place.