For sale cheap.
Pet tapeworm.
Makes nice pet.
Goes where you go.
Eats what you eat.
Pet Tapeworm free for a good home. Makes a nice pet.Goes where you go, eats what you eat.
My wife is the only woman I know who times her baking with the smoke alarm.
She is also very religious about her cooking. Everything she prepares is either a burnt offering or a sacrifice.
One Toucan asked the other, “If two can live as cheaply as one, why do we have such big bills?”
Look down and spell ATTIC.
Truck driver calls waitress over to his table and says, “Waitress this coffee tastes like mud.”
Waitress replies, “It should sir it was ground yesterday.”
For sale cheap.
Pet tapeworm.
Makes nice pet.
Goes where you go.
Eats what you eat.