bay leaves have a stiff, pointed central spine, which does not soften during cooking. a person who swallows it may end up with a perforation in their GI tract.
consider the lead time for submitting the comic. if Scott was that prophetic, he wouldn’t need this job; he’d be a stock investor competing with Musk for the title of Richest Man in the World.
this is Len’s equivalent of his wife’s ill-fated foray into facebook.