Pigs can build homes out of anything.
Somebody needs a dragon-sized bowl of gazpacho.
That’s their Christmas bonus.
Where does he usually play golf anyhow?
How many pairs of socks does that work out to?
At least OJ didn’t have to cut and paste a fanciful Nancyful tree that year.
The Swiss Guard is part of the Swiss Army. They’ve been guarding the Vatican for centuries.
Of course, that was back in the 19th century.
And only breathe if you really have to.
Whew. Got that done. Now for some spiked eggnog.
Pigs can build homes out of anything.