Recent Comments

1. 6 days ago on Luann

   A podcast is when you’re going fishing and are so old with bad eyes that you put a string bean on the end of the hook instead of a worm.

2. 14 days ago on Luann

   A good story could be the dorm administrator being a hunk.

   “Kip? Kip who?”

3. 16 days ago on Luann

   At least she spoke distinctly.

   Otherwise it would have been a slurry with a cringe on top.

4. 18 days ago on In Security

   The joke is not knowing if I am joking.

5. 19 days ago on In Security

   I hate reruns.

6. 19 days ago on Luann

   Surprise everyone.

   Tiffany is not active. Dez has been.

   Get Kip and Dez together just long enough to let Steff hear that he’s moaning twice as loudly as she ever made him do.

   Tiff is standing next to Steff at the time this happens.

   Then Kip yells out “Tiffany!”

   (Pause)

   “Sorry.”

   And Dez sweetly replies, “I knew you were going to do that before we started.”

   Never happen in a comic strip. Too good a soap opera.

7. 21 days ago on Luann

   I’m glad you changed the wording a bit. I can’t imagine any of these three doing a Betty Davis accent.

8. 23 days ago on Off the Mark

   There’s 2000 pounds of this item in a cauldron out back, which of course mak…..oh never mind. I’m tired of fighting the ad popups.

9. 25 days ago on Luann

   The body paint guy only hears Tiffany’s last two lines and thinks she gave him an answer:

   Down there or up here?

10. about 1 month ago on Off the Mark

    Taco Bell is next.

    With bats in your bell fries.