Welcome to the six o’clock news. I’m your anchor, Rory is a little lamb. A large wooden object with a pointy end was found spinning in the field…that’s our top story.
Musk just outsmarted the constitution. Since he can’t be president because he was born in South Africa and holds dual citizenship in Canada and the United States, he instead invests millions in a candidate and will use him as his personal sock puppet for the next four years.
Leo’s toenail clippings, I depend on your company to sustain my sanity claws.