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1. almost 13 years ago on Luann

   http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/03/07/10603296-ohio-school-district-hires-collection-agency-to-go-after-unpaid-lunch-money

   This just in: if the bullies don’t get your lunch money, the school will.

2. about 13 years ago on Luann

   Hey! I read that Gary Larson’s editor didn’t allow him to use the word “dork” because it was a slang term for the male member. How come Greg Evans can use the term?

3. about 13 years ago on Luann

   98% of statistics are made up on the spot. (From an emailed list of silly comments.)

4. about 13 years ago on Luann

   Typo correction: Almost.

   Plot speculation: Since this is a comic strip, I am expecting that one hammer move to be very useful in the very near future.

5. about 13 years ago on Luann

   Someone shared a bit of marital-arts apocrypha in an online forum: A young man lost his arm in an accident. Infection set in, and doctors had to amputate more and more of the arm until there was none of it left. He became despondent. His mother took him to a judo master saying, “Please help him get his confidence back.” The judo master looked the boy over and said, “Yes, I think I can help him.” The first day of lessons, he taught the young man a move. Days went by, then weeks; and the judo master was still working on the same move with him. One day, the judo master said, “We are going to a tournament today.” They went to the tournament, and the young man won the top prize. As they returned home, curiosity got the best of the young man, and he asked his judo master, “How did I win that tournament when I only know one move?” The judo master said, “That is the only move you know, and the only move you need to know. First, you have almos mastered one of the most difficult moves in all of judo. Second, the only known defense against that move is to grab your left arm.”

   I think Greg is about to translate this tale into Krav Maga. . . .