Recent Comments

1. about 1 hour ago on Crankshaft

   I got the results of my Echocardiogram: Left radial fractoid in excluded thrombone. Meta-tarmastic elasion in right upper cranfullum area. Lower ventricular lobe moderately mediated. Conclusion – NO CHANGE from Feb 2022. (That will be $1,935.00, please. Thank you, Blue Cross. Where would I be without you.)

2. about 24 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Last panel should read, “Dear Sirs, Madams, Trans, Non-binary, prefer not to say…”

3. about 24 hours ago on For Better or For Worse

   I was about to type a criticism of Michael before I recognized my 19-yr old self. It took me an embarrassingly long time to get over her.

4. 2 days ago on Luann

   Being more old-fashioned then a 94 year old? There are worse things, Luann? Oh, you mean like reaching 94 years old, and you still haven’t slept with a man.

5. 2 days ago on The Meaning of Lila

   Where’s Drew’s fiancé? He’ll probably be lurking in the men’s room at the park. (If you get my drift.)

6. 3 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Absolutely. Enter on block 28 of form IRS5632 the names, birthdays and date of death and burial plot number of each relative who fought in said war. If said relative is of Irish descent, stop here. If not of Irish descent, subtract 1/5th of the amount in item 6 from line 27. You’re welcome.

7. 4 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   This is how many people envision Reparations: The rich white people will give money to the blacks and native Americans.How it will actually work:Tax Rules for Reparations – No rich person of any race gets any dough. Blacks and Native Americans can recoup the portion of their taxes that go to reparations. If they don’t pay taxes, then they get a “reparations tax credit.” Mixed-race people get a “reparations tax credit.” If you are a poor white person, you get some free money, but that’s a different issue. Now where was I. Oh yes, if you emigrated from Africa after 1870, you don’t get anything unless you were abused somewhere along the line, which during the Jim Crow era was almost certainly the case. Blacks and native Americans who have committed felonies don’t get any dough. If you are black or native American and you were married 5 years or more to a white person, you don’t get any dough. For clarification, see Section 501c(iii) of the Reparations pamphlet.

8. 5 days ago on Baldo

   If you shave off those silly sideburns, I’ll knock the price down.

9. 5 days ago on The Born Loser

   I think it was 2000, wife and I flew down from Seattle to catch some Mariner games and workouts. I got Lou Pinella’s autograph. Ken Griffey Jr. and Edgar Martinez just ignored us. We ran into a Padres fan coming from the Padres practice field next door. He told us that Garth Brooks was suited up and practicing with the team (just for the fun of it.) Wow, Garth Brooks! We went over where Garth was signing autographs and got him to sign a baseball for us. We still have it.

10. 5 days ago on For Better or For Worse

    Well, at least Michael didn’t fall out of the tree and break his head open. The landlady will do it for him.