This is Theron Heir. Darrin, (1) It’s a thrill each day to open up the strip and see what you’re doing with these characters. I miss writing them. But I feel like a parent letting his (deeply unbalanced) children go free and (2) Are you going to let me out of the basement? I don’t see why you have to keep me chained down here now that I’ve agreed to let you take over. At least send snacks. (seriously: great job, Darrin. and, snacks)
i have a question for darrin: is the reason that you’ve made me old because you feel threatened by me? you’ve left out most of my muscle. singular