AMF is the single best possible response here. For those not up in the Bowling Lingo, in addition to the Urban Dictionary definition, AMF is one of two major bowling companies. The other is Brunswick (hence the counselor’s name).
The big thing with cigars is that, unlike cigarettes, you don’t inhale the smoke. Ditto for pipes. You draw and exhale the smoke almost immediately. Rush’s problem was that he smoked inside his studio that wasn’t particularly well ventilated, and the result was inevitable. If you enjoy a stogie or two per day either outside or in a very well ventilated area the average person will be just fine. My dad was a pipe smoker and it was Alzheimers that killed him in his late-80s.
What…no references to one of the oldest jokes in the universe? A bear and a bunny are squatting to…well, you know. The bear turns to the bunny and says “Hey, Rabbit, do you have a problem with poop sticking to your fur?” The hare replies “Oh not at all, Mr. Bear.” At which point the bear says “Good,” grabs the bunny, wipes up with him, and chucks him aside. Best told with lots of gestures.
That’s what you call being incapussitated.