It’s not paranoia if they’re really out to get you.
Best zombie home protection? Surround your house with treadmills!
I can relate. It was a class baseball game in 6th grade. I was racing across the outfield to catch a ball when I stumbled over a little sprinkler pit. Nobody believed me that my foot found the only sprinkler within 100 feet. Augh!
Poor kid’s crotch goes up to his ribcage…
The little details really make this strip. I love the way she touches the end of her nose when she’s thinking like some people touch their chins.
Our friend Ram could tie the two ends together and jump rope anytime he wanted! Awesome!
Man-grooming tip of the day: Don’t pluck nose hairs. It gets infected easily. Their are special little electric shavers for that.
Panel 3 was a relief! it seemed like judgement day had come there for a moment… 8/
It’s not paranoia if they’re really out to get you.