True story: Many years ago at the company where I worked, we had a demonstration by a self-defense “expert” on how to use pepper spray. To show the potency of the spray, he squirted a little into a styrofoam cup, which then melted into a glob of steaming goop. I could see that my dipsh!t of a boss was totally fascinated by the demonstration.
Everyone, including him, ordered their own pepper spray from the guy, which were delivered a few days later. On that day, I happened to walk by my boss’s office and I saw that he was coughing violently and his face was red. In one of his hands was the pepper spray, and in the other was a melting styrofoam cup.
I’m surprised Ralph is not under there with Wally. If it were me, I would be out the door.