Logic is a human construct, following rules of natural order. If you’re willing to accept the existence of God, you also have to recognize that as the creator of our natural order he is outside human logic.
If you look up river cruises you find them for all over the world, including Germany, the Danube, France, Egypt, Asia, Vienna, the Mediterranean, the Mississippi, and more.
Convoluted writing distracts from the message. I have read a variety of genres over the years, everything from youth novels to research papers. Often the more complex writing styles were accompanied by a reduced amount of information.
Peer to peer highly technical research is excluded, but I don’t think that is what he is writing. If he is more focused on content, then he should consider it the rough draft. Polishing the final draft is when you focus on making sure the audience actually hears what you want to say.
It seems to me that he just presented her with an excellent opportunity to teach him how to make a cheeseburger, fries and a milkshake.
If truly adventurous, she could also show him that if he starts a load of laundry, it should be ready to switch to the dryer when the dishes go back to the kitchen (to be properly washed or put in the dishwasher).
I believe this is a second run, with edits and updates. Rainy weather might have been consistent with 1st run, or it may just be commentary on attitudes to situations … or just having fun with April Showers.
I remember the 10 m&ms! I also remember being upset when they disappeared. Kid problems!