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1. 9 months ago on FoxTrot

   Is that Larsen Farms and a Far Side cow on the milk carton?

2. over 1 year ago on FoxTrot

   Depending on where you are, there might be a Pelican sno cones near you. And they have more flavors than just raspberry that might open your eyes to some new addictions…

3. over 2 years ago on FoxTrot

   You’re such a nerd. Just call it a soccer ball…

   (I came here to say the same thing and you just beat me to it…)

4. about 3 years ago on Rose is Rose

   Who is looking forward to Rose in a tight sweater…

5. about 3 years ago on Monty

   Ummm, if you hit the gnome or the cones, aren’t you a little out of bounds?

6. about 3 years ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   Later… John drove to Joey’s farmhouse and knocked at the door. Joey’s other son (about 9), opened the door.

   “Is your dad or mom home?” asked John.“No, they went to town.”“How about your brother, Jake? Is he here?”“No, he went with Mom and Dad.”

   John stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself, when the young boy says, “I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message.”

   “Well,” said John uncomfortably, “No, I really want to talk to your Dad, about your brother Jake getting my daughter Suzy pregnant!”.

   The boy thought for a moment, then says, “You’ll have to talk to my Dad about that. I know he charges $50 for the bulls and $15 for the pigs, but I have no idea how much he charges for Jake.”

7. about 3 years ago on Get Fuzzy

   Ok, you got me on that one…

8. about 3 years ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   It’s called artistic license…

9. about 3 years ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   I dunno, arachnophobia is a general fear of all spiders, not just those that would eat them.

   So it would be like a human being afraid of humanity in general, not just of certain specific humans…

10. about 3 years ago on Get Fuzzy

    In my head he said it with Samuel Jackson’s voice…