Depending on where you are, there might be a Pelican sno cones near you. And they have more flavors than just raspberry that might open your eyes to some new addictions…
Later… John drove to Joey’s farmhouse and knocked at the door. Joey’s other son (about 9), opened the door.
“Is your dad or mom home?” asked John.“No, they went to town.”“How about your brother, Jake? Is he here?”“No, he went with Mom and Dad.”
John stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself, when the young boy says, “I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message.”
“Well,” said John uncomfortably, “No, I really want to talk to your Dad, about your brother Jake getting my daughter Suzy pregnant!”.
The boy thought for a moment, then says, “You’ll have to talk to my Dad about that. I know he charges $50 for the bulls and $15 for the pigs, but I have no idea how much he charges for Jake.”
Is that Larsen Farms and a Far Side cow on the milk carton?