It’s okay, he landed on his head.
I don’t recall ever seeing a newsstand that didn’t also sell mostly smokes and candy.
Someone’s got gunpowder.
A young virgin maid should not crawl into a bush with two male unicorns. A lot of cuddly petting might happen.
Authoritarian Fascist Trump or Radical Communist Harris, some choice. It’s like choosing between Hitler or Stalin.
Human’s need exercise, cats just need sleep.
The horror movies have destroyed a once noble profession.
Our cat prefers bird videos.
Cats love sunbeams but I never knew one to like doughnuts, turkey, chicken, bacon, yeah, doughnuts no.
Garfield only eats fish and birds; rats and mice are his friends.
It’s okay, he landed on his head.