When I was a Zoology graduate student at Arizona State University, there was an incident in which dismembered horse legs were discovered out in the desert. I no longer recall what the resolution of the case was, but what I do remember was that a local radio station came up with a parody of “Horse With No Name” – “Horse With No Legs” – which was played repeatedly by other students and in local (student-type == cheap!) restaurants. Of course I tracked down the song that was being parodied. And now the lyrics (and the tune!) spring readily to mind.
Somehow I didn’t notice his post until you pointed it out.