I’m sure that Mar a Lardo or Guilianni’s condo would be stripped of everything down to the plumbing before they’d ever go up for auction. Surely Trump’s personal crapper would be snapped up by one of his sycophants for use as a punch bowl. Why, just the classified documents would fetch a pretty price on their own.
Right? No, it should be mandatory. Put each of them on the master list and present them with a fresh new baby without regard to color or medical condition as they are born. No dodging allowed. I’m sure that each of them would be more than happy to take responsibility for ten or so expensive dependents just to prove the rightness of their cause.
Probably not. It’s not nearly bizarre enough to match REAL history.