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1. 11 months ago on Over the Hedge

   U2 reference?

2. 11 months ago on FoxTrot

   Why, yes, I did catch the Hitchhiker’s Guide reference.

3. 11 months ago on FoxTrot

   I get 9.122*10^26 pies using Wiki’s value for Jupiter’s mass and a good calculator. Using my 55-year-old slide rule and a pencil to keep track of exponents, I get 9.1 * 10^26. The slide rule figure is close enough for government work. I would like to point out that 2.08kg seems a bit optimistic on the pie mass, though.

4. 11 months ago on Bloom County

   Yeah, my mom always said that too, but it least she cited Jack Benny when she did.

5. 11 months ago on Monty

   Have you ever noticed the adjective “dystopian” is only ever used to describe “future”?

6. 11 months ago on Bloom County

   Oh, to be 60 again…

7. 11 months ago on Over the Hedge

   FLOUR tortilla!!??? Philistine.

8. 11 months ago on Monty

   Thirty years ago, my 11-year-old nephew advised me to invest my retirement fund in pogs and magic cards. Kind of the same thing.

9. 11 months ago on Get Fuzzy

   Why do drive-up ATMs have Braille?

10. 11 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

    I’ve seen many cattle trails on the sides of steep hills, and imagined steers with longer legs on one side.