When I studied nutrition in the late 60’s, one of our jokes was that four of the food groups were sugar, salt, preservatives and chocolate. Dang, me thinks it is now true.
And you have neglected to mention that the Diapered Don’s cronies would have sentenced him the maximum allowable even though that was not usual for these cases.
Larger upscale supermarkets, Amazon, a mail order company- Nuts sold them. But right, expect to pay.