Recent Comments

1. about 1 month ago on Pooch Cafe

   “When life gives you lemons? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your d**n lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

   Someone was gonna post this, might as well be me.

2. about 1 month ago on Bloom County

   “Never get high on your own supply.”

3. about 1 month ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Calvin accomplished what Chairface Chippendale could not.

4. 3 months ago on One Big Happy

   Yarp.

5. 4 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   “I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what i’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!”

6. 4 months ago on Doonesbury

   You will get the government you deserve.

7. 6 months ago on The Boondocks

   It could’ve been worse. Our leader could’ve been the spoiled son of a powerful slum lord from a wealthy real estate family who is supported by religious fundamentalists, operates through clandestine organizations, has no respect for the democratic electoral process, tear gasses innocent protestors and uses the Supreme Court to deny people their civil liberties.

8. 6 months ago on Jane's World

   Paige: RESUMING DIRECT CONTROL (of the script)

9. 6 months ago on Get Fuzzy

   Basically its Maximum Overdrive, but Roombas.

10. 7 months ago on Jane's World

    Ethan: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL (of the script)