Or use those Lawn Darts that he has a huge stash of, now that they’ve been banned.
There are domestically-produced TVs?
Doesn’t NORAD track him on their website?
Yes, but I never saw the sleigh towing a trailer.
The music must’ve stopped playing as soon as the door opened.
Maybe they tried disguising themselves as Donut People – and were obliterated by Cliff!
That’s why four-star or two-star reviews can be more useful.
Sort of like how we found out certain mushrooms are poisonous.
Guess those “No Twerking” signs can be deadly.
Somebody somewhere must have done a PhD thesis on the terminal velocity of reindeer poop.
Or use those Lawn Darts that he has a huge stash of, now that they’ve been banned.