Uh.. as a fifth grader. I agree. “be careful or be roadkill” should be our states slogan. There is an entire road called roadkill road and it is paved with roadkill. It’s disgusting and sadly, my school is right up the street from it. WE can see (and sometimes smell) the roadkill.
I was doing a safety report with my friends in school and we couldn’t think of a good slogan. I was bored, flipping through my Calvin and Hobbes treasury, and I saw this. “Be careful or be roadkill.” Me and my friends prited out the picture and pasted it on our poster board. Everyone saw it, stared for a minute, and burst out laughing. I am now the funniest (and smartest) kid in my class. I got an A+ and it was super fun. Thank you Calvin!
i’m pretty sure calvin is just a little kid. but i can see it soon, “Vote Calvin for president!” As long as he ain’t like obama, i would love Calvin as a president.
Well, as a kid still in elmentry school, i’m used to bullying.The worst thing I have eever done was shove this boy into his locker. He got stuck in his locker for over 2 hours until someone heard him screaming. I got suspeneded for over 2 weeks. But, the boy kept trying to kiss me. I was sick of it so I shoved him into his locker. I live in Ohio and my school usd to be high school, now a middle school. Bein 12 and 5’10 is really annoying. Also the fact that i am blonde. I’m not dumb. I have heard so many blonde jokes it’s not even funny anymore. I’m either being picked on by brunettes or girls with black hair. Only red heads side with me bcuz they’re tired of being called carrot heads. Some times being a bleach blonade isn’t that fun…
Uh.. as a fifth grader. I agree. “be careful or be roadkill” should be our states slogan. There is an entire road called roadkill road and it is paved with roadkill. It’s disgusting and sadly, my school is right up the street from it. WE can see (and sometimes smell) the roadkill.