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One morning, when Gregor Samsa woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a horrible vermin. He lay on his armour-like back, and if he lifted his head a little he could see his brown belly, slightly domed and divided by arches into stiff sections. The bedding was hardly able to cover it and seemed ready to slide off any moment. His many legs, pitifully thin compared with the size of the rest of him, waved about helplessly as he looked. "What's happened to me?" he thought. Gregor then turned to look out the window at the dull weather....

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  1. 2 days ago on Frog Applause

    Today’s Senryū du Jour:

    All bread and no cheese

    (like all hat and no cattle)

    means Bull’s Hit The Fan.

  2. 3 days ago on Frog Applause

    Lackluster Wags could be an ideal name for the right indie band.

  3. 3 days ago on Frog Applause

    Lucked out so far. The only ones who’ve expressed any interest in attacking have been so obese their legs couldn’t touch the floor — so they simply spun lazily around on their stomachs, propelled by occasional lackluster wags.

  4. 3 days ago on Frog Applause

    Well, there goes that idea — had an Old English Leather Bangers breakfast gift-scent-and-dog-jumper set on backorder…

  5. 3 days ago on Frog Applause

    Oh, the tails sausages could tell!

  6. 3 days ago on Frog Applause

    Overheard at the after-action report’s cocktail party:

    “It is my considered opinion — make no mistake — if you are having only one, that big dogs are the way to go.”

    — Mrs. Zenith “Zizzy” Topographia., in conversation with Saluki St. Bernard, reporter from We All Have To Go Sometime Digest

  7. 3 days ago on Frog Applause

    ♪♫

    Bow-bow-bow-Wow!

    And some Sunday go-to-meetin’ buns!

    ♬♫

  8. 3 days ago on Frog Applause

    Motto of the 82nd Groundborne K-9 Corps: Death from below!

    : )

  9. 3 days ago on Frog Applause

    Pecked to death by dog-yucks.

  10. 3 days ago on Frog Applause

    Please count your fingers after feeding the dog.

    Thank you.