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One morning, when Gregor Samsa woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a horrible vermin. He lay on his armour-like back, and if he lifted his head a little he could see his maroon belly, slightly domed and divided by arches into stiff sections. The bedding was hardly able to cover it and seemed ready to slide off any moment. His many legs, pitifully thin compared with the size of the rest of him, waved about helplessly as he looked. "What's happened?" he thought. Gregor then turned to look out the window at the dark and stormy weather....

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  1. 7 days ago on Frog Applause

    … not that it’ll do you any good, but it’ll keep your mind off the other, uh, emergent-cies.

  2. 8 days ago on Frog Applause

    Previews of Coming Infractions:

    The Dahmer Sisters star in Violence of the Ma’ams.

  3. 8 days ago on Frog Applause

    … and licorice for everyone in Candypants™!

  4. 8 days ago on Frog Applause

    Those letter-switching scamps are at it again! When I went by the first time, it said Always pull off until tomorrow what you shouldn’t do at all.

  5. 8 days ago on Frog Applause

    Sure, but only to two.

  6. 12 days ago on Frog Applause

    Even worse? The Jolly Green Giant, the Brawny guy, and Paul Bunyan have gotten into the storehouse!

    And Babe!

  7. 12 days ago on Frog Applause

    And we are all the poorer for it.

    And woozier.

  8. 12 days ago on Frog Applause

    You’ll wonder where the marrow went, when you brush your tail with Pepsi-Dent!

  9. 12 days ago on Frog Applause

    Guffaw gnaw?

  10. 12 days ago on Frog Applause

    Kumquat fondling is every bit as trying. — Captain Blight