These never get old. The dad joke is strong with this one.
In his day, so was Lyndon Johnson.
You’re a 5w6, aren’t you?
Stephan, the self-self-owns are not necessary.
The edgier tone is a good look.
This needs to be on a travel mug.
More like a certificate of sound mental health.
Not yet.
My wife can’t reach the top shelf of the pantry. That’s why she’s got me.
I’m always amazed when someone like this ignoramus can type when his head is so far up his ass that he can’t see the keyboard.
These never get old. The dad joke is strong with this one.