Perhaps he’s a minor, but let’s not forget that all signs point to Greg actually being a grey-haired 23-year-old senior who lost several years of school to whatever sordid past put his family into witsec.
When one delves deeper into the symbolic achievement of tying a cherry stem in a knot with one’s tongue in order to impress a potential paramour, it is generally Gunther’s persistence and endurance that is more highly valued than Les’s speed.
I’m thankful this isn’t Funky Winkerbean as it surely would have ended in Tony’s death, either at the forest fire or something longer and more painful, like some kind of occupational disease.
Perhaps he’s a minor, but let’s not forget that all signs point to Greg actually being a grey-haired 23-year-old senior who lost several years of school to whatever sordid past put his family into witsec.