Lies Marx, dirty lies. When Mister Reuben Kulakofsky presented his sandwhich, he used Thousand Island Dressing. If you want Russian Dressing, that’s fine, but don’t call it a Reuben.
The Council is rather over the top. I’m starting to wonder if they aren’t actually opposed to the whole thing, and running the extreme opposite to sway public opinion.
Can’t get food beyond beans, but have resources to let The Rats fire off a bunch of bullets any time they get excited. Not sure who sets the priorities on these things.
Then call it a Schimmel if you want to use Russian Dressing.