We are the cats! Your previous existence is over. You now exist to serve us. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. We are the cats! [Just substituted CATS for BORG from Star Trek].
Kids these days got it easy! Back when I was a kid, we had to walk seven miles to school every day, through the rain and the sleet and the snow. Into the wind and uphill in both directions! And our parents had to work 27 hours per day, 14 days a week! They had to get up to go to work seven hours before they got off work the day before. And we only had rocks and gravel to eat, but we were happy to get that! And we lived in a shoe box on the freeway! But we were better off than my cousins who had to live in an old paper bag in the back of the city dump! etc.
My cat keeps ordering a barbequed elephant ear on a bun, even though he knows that I am diabetic and don’t keep any buns in the house.