Woody would be best from a corporate standpoint. Customers would hang up in no time hearing him and then they wouldn’t have to spend money on their problems!
Never saw the original in theaters (or in one sitting) but did see Empire 7 times and Return. Episode 1 was a huge turn off but I came back for the first 2 of the third trilogy, which I did enjoy.
Where I work they cut staffing on overnight drastically on overnight causing this. At least carts roll out of the way. It’s worse when it’s pallets.