Hey, Maggots. There’s an invisible chemical in the bible that’s absorbed into your body while you’re turning the pages. That’s why some pages are sticky. It reaches your brain, and turns you into a T***p-worshipping zombie who sends all your money to the antichrist of Mar-a-Lago.
Some, I’m sure, are good people who rely on the feckless dullard majority of their party to keep electing useful idiots.