“Step right up, folks! Step right up! For a limited time only and a small fee, you too can have the opportunity of a lifetime! Here we have the felonious, the treasonous, the atrocious, the abominable, the unforgivable Donald J. Trump — and for a mere $5 you can send him a shock that will give him a memory in his mind that he’ll never be able to forget and a stain in his shorts that he’ll never be able to remove! Step right up, ladies and gentlemen! Step right up!”
Or just use the next self-centered, idiotic jerk to take his place. I mean, look at the GQPers who are practically auditioning for the next available role.
It amazes me how the southern US states keep making efforts to out-stupid each other while marginalizing and screwing their residents. What amazes me more is that most of the voting residents of those states keeping voting for the ones who keep screwing them.
“Step right up, folks! Step right up! For a limited time only and a small fee, you too can have the opportunity of a lifetime! Here we have the felonious, the treasonous, the atrocious, the abominable, the unforgivable Donald J. Trump — and for a mere $5 you can send him a shock that will give him a memory in his mind that he’ll never be able to forget and a stain in his shorts that he’ll never be able to remove! Step right up, ladies and gentlemen! Step right up!”