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  1. about 4 hours ago on Over the Hedge

    I’m going back to bed. Took me way too long to get this, so my brain still needs an hour or two of sleep.

  2. 2 days ago on Next Door Neighbors

    She said nothing about hiring a band. Without all the money he saves on fireworks, he can easily get a band with an awesome light show.

  3. 3 days ago on Next Door Neighbors

    If he has to give up his fireworks, does she have to give up her Pinot Noir?

  4. 4 days ago on Wizard of Id Classics

    Don’t have to wait that long. Knee to the groin area and when they’re bent forward in pain you can easily kick their teeth in.

  5. 12 days ago on Wizard of Id

    I’ve actually seen this in real life (growing a tree from the middle of the stump), most leaf trees can do that, because their root system doesn’t die immediately once the tree has been cut down (or broke due to a storm or something like that). If you’ve seen multiple trees growing from one root system, it’s quite likely that this happened.

  6. 12 days ago on Working Daze

    Z sounds nothing like C, no matter what the Americans say. Change my mind.

  7. 15 days ago on Wizard of Id

    It does look a bit like a bellend, doesn’t it?

  8. 15 days ago on Dogs of C-Kennel

    It’s a hermit crab. They live at the beach. With the housing prices going up, this one can’t afford living anywhere near the beach and has to live in a can near a puddle.

  9. 16 days ago on Wizard of Id

    It’s Tim’s 71st birthday today (Tim Allen).

  10. 20 days ago on Over the Hedge

    And Verne is also confusing AI with something that’s actually intelligent.